Holiday, Holyday or holyshit!

What is the exactly holiday mean? Who's care ? By the way I have a joke that i feel quite like it very much. It comes from the movie "Catch Me if you can". It says:
P1: Knock! Knock!
P2: Who's there?
P1: .........................
P1: Go fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's nothing doin with holiday only one thing that we always spend on holiday is money but what we earn back from it????? Sometime is nothing, sometime is really nothing and sometime it is just wasting the time. Shall we kill the time?

Killing me softly on my holiday